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#126 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Ma nema ba tu previse uslova, osim jednog: da mozes sa njim razgovarati o svemu. Moze on izgledati k'o avion, ali, ako ja sa njim ne mogu dvije sastaviti ili ako mi pocne o nebulozama drobiti, ma zdravo!
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#127 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Coco Bryce wrote:da zna tufahiju pravit :-) :lol:
ja znam jesti tufahije :oops: ako nešto znači :D
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#128 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Zoya wrote:Ma nema ba tu previse uslova, osim jednog: da mozes sa njim razgovarati o svemu. Moze on izgledati k'o avion, ali, ako ja sa njim ne mogu dvije sastaviti ili ako mi pocne o nebulozama drobiti, ma zdravo!


Ma ima još,nemoj zahebavat. :D
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#129 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Ja ima i onaj : nije bitno jeli musko ili zensko :oops:
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#130 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Zoya wrote:Ja ima i onaj : nije bitno jeli musko ili zensko :oops:


Samo nek je dobar/ra u duši. :oops: :lol:
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#131 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Moji se uslovi jos nisu promjenili :D :D

Admir_1984 wrote:
Ne pusi
Ne sminka se puno
ne nosi cesto minjake
Ne nosi nikako velike stikle
Po mogucnosti sportski tip
Da nema vishe od 70 kila
Da nije mahalusa :-D

eto :D :D

Prvi je fakt uslovni, ostalo se moze malo modificirati. U neke ozbiljnije uslove spada inteligencija, ponasanje, prica......
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#132 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Velike (.Y.) :oops:
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#133 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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e moj burece znaci zato nasa ljubav je vec od pocetka bila osudjena na propast :lol: :D :-D
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#134 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Jbg, nije nam bilo sudjeno, ali dok je Karabega, nada uvijek postoji. :D :lol:
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#135 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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piih djubre :-x :razz:
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#136 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Irm@ wrote:piih djubre :-x :razz:
Chita li ovo i cho'jek, da se probam izvaditi?! :D
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#137 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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:lol: :lol: ne znam vala zaratili smo nest pa ga ignorisem :-D :D
a sto ces se vaditi ima i on oci :lol: :-D :D
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#138 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Irm@ wrote::lol: :lol: ne znam vala zaratili smo nest pa ga ignorisem :-D :D
a sto ces se vaditi ima i on oci :lol: :-D :D
Ma vishe sam mislio zbog nade, nego zbog ochiju i chitanja. :D :lol:
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#139 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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nisam mislila da ima oci u vezi s citanjem :-D :D
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#140 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Irm@ wrote:nisam mislila da ima oci u vezi s citanjem :-D :D
Damn girl, sad si ga zakomplikovala do kraja. :-) :D
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#141 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Admir_1984 wrote:Moji se uslovi jos nisu promjenili :D :D

Admir_1984 wrote:
Ne pusi ne pusim
Ne sminka se puno (nikad se ne sminkam)
ne nosi cesto minjake (vrlo rijetko)
Ne nosi nikako velike stikle (do 2,5 cm visine maximala_
Po mogucnosti sportski tip (malo vise sportski tip)
Da nema vishe od 70 kila (52.6)
Da nije mahalusa :-D (mrzim mahalanje)

eto :D :D

Prvi je fakt uslovni, ostalo se moze malo modificirati. U neke ozbiljnije uslove spada inteligencija, ponasanje, prica......
:) rekoh da vidim je li to to sto je po tvojim uslovima :)
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#142 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Haman idealno :D
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#143 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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joj admire ti dok napravis prvi korak miki ode

miki sta ima gdje izlazis volio bi da te bolje upoznam uz neko pice
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#144 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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Malo veca (_I_) :oops:
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#145 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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burek_in_space wrote:Velike (.Y.) :oops:
burek_in_space wrote:Malo veca (_I_) :oops:
all-natural proprotions : afriken-ameriken :mrgreen:
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#146 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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ljubav_aha wrote:
burek_in_space wrote:Velike (.Y.) :oops:
burek_in_space wrote:Malo veca (_I_) :oops:
all-natural proprotions : afriken-ameriken :mrgreen:
Iako nemam nishta protiv crnkinja, chak naprotiv, i kod nas se mozhe naci itekako lijepih primjeraka zhena sa navedenim kriterijima. 8-) :mrgreen:
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#147 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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nisam bureče znala da si tako zahtjevan.... cccccc....
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#148 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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anjusha wrote:nisam bureče znala da si tako zahtjevan.... cccccc....
Zashto ovo kazhesh, kao da je neshto loshe?! 8-)
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#149 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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burek_in_space wrote:
bez_ideje wrote::shock:
ccc Burece-.....mislila sam na poslovnom planu :mrgreen:
Predlozhila bi mu da radi kao zhigolo?! :oops:

Bez zezanja, zamislite situaciju u kojoj upoznate momka, privlachi vas fizichki, a shto je josh vazhnije nema ni propuh u glavi, sharmantan je, duhovit, elokventan...ali recimo zidar je?! Da li biste probale s njim uopshte, ili biste svaku vrstu kontakta svele na chisto zadovoljavanje potreba, a mozhda i to ne biste uradile?! Zahvaljujem! :kravata:

Dok god nebi utusio kaok se pravi zid i to potanko objasnjavao kao Sagu koja nema kraja... nema problema... :D
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#150 Re: Vasi Uslovi

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zidam i ne govorim potanko - po kucama :oops:
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