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pitt wrote:Pa ako je toliki dusman da neda da ga streses kako bog zapovjeda, sta drugo nego gerilska taktika

kao sto rekoh, prvo na mjesec dana ciscenja pa onda mozemo pregovarat

ja obicno jutrom izadjem vani pa ga iza zgrade otresem...nemam takvih problema. samo mi nije jasno sto su me komsije poceli zvati "cable guy"?

mora da im se prijem popravio

jasta je...fale me. i kone me zovu kod sebe kuci...valjda da gledamo sapunice sad kako im je bolja slika.

Mislim da žene zahtijevaju da se daska na wc-e školjki spusti iz razloga što im fali jedna daska u .....

taman je zafalilo bilo

A wrote:

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Mislim da žene zahtijevaju da se daska na wc-e školjki spusti iz razloga što ima fali jedna daska u .....

Ja mislim da smo dobili jos jedan veliki um na forumu

Koji je ovo nadmeni macho feminizam

tech10 wrote:

water wrote:

tech10 wrote:...i ne samo sto nas maltretiraju sa daskom nego nam ga ne daju ni otresati. Kazu: Brisi ga papirom. Bem ti zivot.

e kod tebe je jarane rezim: vidis kod mene bi to bila crta preko koje se ne mere

Imas pravo, jarane moj. Da znas samo kako ga je tuzno vidjeti u papiru. Izgleda mizernije od onog Engleskog Pacijenta u zavojima.

Ako hoćeš da sereš bez muke onda stavi pod koljena ruke.

SherlockHolmes wrote:

A wrote:

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Mislim da žene zahtijevaju da se daska na wc-e školjki spusti iz razloga što ima fali jedna daska u .....

Ja mislim da smo dobili jos jedan veliki um na forumu

Koji je ovo nadmeni macho feminizam

Osobe koje raspravljaju o daski na wc-e školjki na dijelu rezerviranom za ljubav i sex mi nemaju šta prigovarati.

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Ako hoćeš da sereš bez muke onda stavi pod koljena ruke.

a dje cu s viskijem?

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:

SherlockHolmes wrote:

A wrote: Ja mislim da smo dobili jos jedan veliki um na forumu

Koji je ovo nadmeni macho feminizam

Osobe koje raspravljaju o daski na wc-e školjki na dijelu rezerviranom za ljubav i sex mi nemaju šta prigovarati.

ote mi govno iz usta

Žene,otiđite na ovu stranicu i naučite kako se piški stojeći:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Žene,otiđite na ovu stranicu i naučite kako se piški stojeći:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje

anais_nin wrote:
evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje

Spusti je.

Latinica wrote:

anais_nin wrote:
evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje

Spusti je.

anais_nin wrote:

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Žene,otiđite na ovu stranicu i naučite kako se piški stojeći:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje

pa ne moras bas u solju pisiti...

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