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#126 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Big Ang wrote:
Mene bi eventualno mrtvu mogli unjeti u tu prikolicu. :eh:
nemas avanturistickog duha :D
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#127 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Brkooo wrote:
Big Ang wrote:
Mene bi eventualno mrtvu mogli unjeti u tu prikolicu. :eh:
nemas avanturistickog duha :D


Ama dje cu pitu pravit? :lol:
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#128 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Big Ang wrote:

Ama dje cu pitu pravit? :lol:
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#129 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Big Ang wrote:
Brkooo wrote:
Big Ang wrote:
Mene bi eventualno mrtvu mogli unjeti u tu prikolicu. :eh:
nemas avanturistickog duha :D


Ama dje cu pitu pravit? :lol:
Parola je snadji se. Improvizuj. :grin:

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#130 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Muskarci pitaju zene hoce li se udati?

Oni traze vise ljepse zene, pogotovo oni koji sebi mogu prustiti ljepsu zenu, muskarci koji su dobrostojeci mislim na novac ili osnovno za zivot traze ljepse zgodnije zene, jer se muskarac definise u drustvu kroz zenu. Ako mu je zena lijepa i zgodna to ti je kao da ima liksuzan auto sa ful opremom :)

a plus ona ako ima skolu, govori strane jezike, ect.

Drugi razlog ljepse i zgodnije je taj da mu se djeca radaju ljepsa?
Eh sad ne kuzim kako, jer genetika igra ulogu, i tata mora imati dobre gene za dobar izgled. :D
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#131 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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thea wrote:Muskarci pitaju zene hoce li se udati?

Oni traze vise ljepse zene, pogotovo oni koji sebi mogu prustiti ljepsu zenu, muskarci koji su dobrostojeci mislim na novac ili osnovno za zivot traze ljepse zgodnije zene, jer se muskarac definise u drustvu kroz zenu. Ako mu je zena lijepa i zgodna to ti je kao da ima liksuzan auto sa ful opremom :)

a plus ona ako ima skolu, govori strane jezike, ect.

Drugi razlog ljepse i zgodnije je taj da mu se djeca radaju ljepsa?
Eh sad ne kuzim kako, jer genetika igra ulogu, i tata mora imati dobre gene za dobar izgled. :D

Nije ljepota uopšte sporna, pogotovo ženska.
Ali nije ni tako jednoznačna kao što se misli.
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#132 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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neko je gore pisao u vezi zene koja se uda kasnije, to je najvise zbog karijere-posla, zene koje su sa karijerom moraju sve planirati, cak ustedu za dadilje kad pocnu ponovo da rade nakon porodiljskog. nije lako...ali decki razumite te zene sa karijerom
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#133 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Sta bi u Bosni bila karijera za ženu?


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#134 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Hmm... Dobro pitanje. :grin:

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#135 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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kritichar wrote:
arslanbey wrote:Muhamed a.s je rekao da zenu udaje njen:

1.Izgled
2.Mladost
3.Bogobojaznost

i da ovo 3 treba biti najprece
Ženu udaju 4 stvari: Njena ljepota, njen imetak, njeno porijeklo i njena vjera.
I izostaviste dio "Ti izaberi onu koja ima vjeru."
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#136 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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...oni koji sebi mogu priustiti ljepsu zenu? :hm: ?
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#137 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Meni su neke stvari ovdje u rangu sa onom :" Nece meni svasta ulaziti tamo odakle ce moje dijete izlaziti" :facepalm:
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#138 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Ja imam prikolicu, Adrijina, jel ima neka da je zainteresovana? kazu da sam onako, plah momak... fin... vidjen, sto bi reci ove stare nane.
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#139 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Big Ang wrote:Meni su neke stvari ovdje u rangu sa onom :" Nece meni svasta ulaziti tamo odakle ce moje dijete izlaziti" :facepalm:
:lol: :lol: imas pravo..
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#140 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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ema_ wrote:
kritichar wrote:
arslanbey wrote:Muhamed a.s je rekao da zenu udaje njen:

1.Izgled
2.Mladost
3.Bogobojaznost

i da ovo 3 treba biti najprece
Ženu udaju 4 stvari: Njena ljepota, njen imetak, njeno porijeklo i njena vjera.
I izostaviste dio "Ti izaberi onu koja ima vjeru."
ali se uz vjeru može tražiti i ovo ostalo :skoljka:
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#141 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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ja se uvijek zezam, decki vole da imaju sto vise zena na broju :D
a ja uvijek kazem, cuvaj se, nema toliko zena na planeti u odnosu na muskarce koliko si ti imao zena, sugurno ce i tvoja zena imati toliko muskaraca :D
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#142 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Pa tesko je sa (nekim) muskarcima, jebali bi sve sto hoda, ali bi zenili nevinu.

Na njihovu zalost, zene nisu potrosna roba.

Vidite kako sam fin, jelda da jesam :oops: :D
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#143 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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#144 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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kritichar wrote:
ema_ wrote:
kritichar wrote: Ženu udaju 4 stvari: Njena ljepota, njen imetak, njeno porijeklo i njena vjera.
I izostaviste dio "Ti izaberi onu koja ima vjeru."
ali se uz vjeru može tražiti i ovo ostalo :skoljka:
Naravno, a stoji i činjenica da ko dadne prednost vjeri, onda dobije i ostalo :wink: .
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#145 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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ja ne kuzim sta znaci vjera, mislite da je zena praktikant? ili...
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#146 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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A sta ce one bez vjere..
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#147 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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hmm...
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#148 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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McMoy wrote:Ljepota. Najviše.
Neke stvari se ne mijenjaju stotinama godina.
Nijedna sevdalinka ili druga ljubavna pjesma nije opjevala neku vrijednu, pametnu, sposobnu... ženu,
nego uglavnom je riječ o ljepoti.
Ima i izreka o tome, ali ne bih sad, da ne bih bio pogrešno shvaćen.

Ali, ljepota nije (samo) šminka, photoshopirane glumice i pjevačice, silikonirane i botoxirane dame....
ljepota leži u nečijem pogledu, osmijehu, prirodnosti, karakteru, čehri....

Jadan je onaj koji se oženi radi para/ženinog bogatstva.
Ima da mu izađe na uši.

A počesto izađe i ženama.


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#149 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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thea wrote:Muskarci pitaju zene hoce li se udati?

Oni traze vise ljepse zene, pogotovo oni koji sebi mogu prustiti ljepsu zenu, muskarci koji su dobrostojeci mislim na novac ili osnovno za zivot traze ljepse zgodnije zene, jer se muskarac definise u drustvu kroz zenu. Ako mu je zena lijepa i zgodna to ti je kao da ima liksuzan auto sa ful opremom :)

a plus ona ako ima skolu, govori strane jezike, ect.

Drugi razlog ljepse i zgodnije je taj da mu se djeca radaju ljepsa?
Eh sad ne kuzim kako, jer genetika igra ulogu, i tata mora imati dobre gene za dobar izgled. :D

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#150 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Ja teme mati mila... treba izadt prirucnik "sta najbolje udaje zenu" to bi bio hit... :D

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