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#12051 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 17/06/2011 14:48
by sheilak
Mad Fata. :D

#12052 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 17/06/2011 21:23
by shiljak
Rebecca Black's 'Friday' pulled from YouTube

Internet sensation Rebecca Black has been forced to remove her hit video, "Friday," from YouTube as part of a dispute over image rights.


The 13-year-old singer shot to fame when the promo for her song scored millions of hits on the video-sharing website, but she is now locked in a legal battle with the recording company bosses who helped her put the film together.

Black, whose mother reportedly paid Los Angeles-based Ark Music to make the video, has now removed the popular footage from YouTube because of the dispute with Ark executives, according to TMZ.com.

The legal wrangling is reportedly down to a disagreement over who owns the legal rights to the video.

For die-hard "Friday" fans, Black’s official Vevo page has the “director’s cut” of the video free.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx ... &GT1=28102


sad ostadose samo kopije :D

#12053 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 18/06/2011 08:01
by baustelac
shiljak wrote:Rebecca Black's 'Friday' pulled from YouTube

Internet sensation Rebecca Black has been forced to remove her hit video, "Friday," from YouTube as part of a dispute over image rights.


The 13-year-old singer shot to fame when the promo for her song scored millions of hits on the video-sharing website, but she is now locked in a legal battle with the recording company bosses who helped her put the film together.

Black, whose mother reportedly paid Los Angeles-based Ark Music to make the video, has now removed the popular footage from YouTube because of the dispute with Ark executives, according to TMZ.com.

The legal wrangling is reportedly down to a disagreement over who owns the legal rights to the video.

For die-hard "Friday" fans, Black’s official Vevo page has the “director’s cut” of the video free.

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx ... &GT1=28102


sad ostadose samo kopije :D
i sta je ovdje vic?

#12054 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 18/06/2011 13:03
by suspect_zero
anonimni clan wrote:Dolazi Fata kući i nađe Muju u spavaćoj sobi s drugom ženom.
Zgrabi ga i odvuče u garažu.. Stavi mu chunu u stegu i dobro pritegne.
Izvadi ručicu iz stege i uzme testeru u ruku.
Mujo pocne vristati :
"Stani bona, šta to radiš? Nećeš valjda .... zbog jedne sitnice, da mi ga odsiječeš?"
a Fata mu odgovori :
" Mujo . TI ćeš ga sam odsijeć' ..!! Ja ću samo zapaliti garažu..!!"

Saw VIII :cry: :D

#12055 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 18/06/2011 14:54
by exliberal
Priča Mujo Hasi: - Fata mi radi kao pomoćnica mađioničara. Već je pokupila fore.

Vratim se kući ranije, a ona u krevetu i poviče: "Abrakadabra!", kad moj prijatelj Suljo izađe iz ormara go.

Mora da se jadnik pitao što mu se dogodilo.

#12056 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 14:16
by Not My Idea
Najkraca romansa? Setaju momak i cura slovenskom obalom....

#12057 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 14:58
by spreca
Not My Idea wrote:Najkraca romansa? Setaju momak i cura slovenskom obalom....
Ima jos jedna...Bosanskom obalom :lol:

#12058 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 17:14
by BesimB
Bili Haso i Fata u inostranstvu, a malom obećali donijeti kućnog ljubimca.
Uđu u prodavnicu, cijene boli glava. Pitaju oni za papagaja, zeca, kornjaču... sve im preskupo, kad vide tvor za 5 €. Kupe oni tvora i svi sretni kući.
Na granici carinik vidio tvora i traži papire za tvora i 100€ carine, oni se vade, al ništa. Kaže Haso cariniku: mi ćemo tvora vratiti u radnju! i odu sa carine, ali samo do prvog parkinga.
Fato stavi tvora u gaće i idemo preko grane.
Al Haso smrdi!
Ma ko ga jebe nek crkne! Ne plaćo ja carinu za njega!

#12059 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 17:36
by Priorat
Idu 2 lisice sumom, kad jedna lisica rece:
-Sevio sam ti mater !
Druga lisica ni rijec... Kad ce opet ista lisica:
-Sevio sam ti mater !
Na to ce druga lisica:
-Cuti tata, pijan si...

#12060 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 17:39
by Priorat
Razgovaraju dva patka pedofila:

- "Da li bi sad maznio nešto mlado?"

- "Dapače!"

#12061 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 17:50
by crysis
Jedna cura imala bolest srca i otisla je na operaciju.
Poslije operacije, njezin decko i njeni roditelji cekali su da se probudi.
Kad se probudila upitala je svog oca :
"Di je on?"
-Otac joj odgovori :"Zar neznas tko ti je dao srce?"
......Ona pocne plakati, a otac ce :
"Salim se, otis'o je srat'"



Razgovaraju Mujo i Haso:
- Jesi čuo Haso, Halida napustila žena i ostavila ga bez para.?
- Blago njemu! I moja je mene ostavila bez para, ali još uvijek je tu...



Odbrojava sudac bokseru na podu, a baba iz publike viče:
- Neće taj ustati, znam ga iz autobusa!


Umrli Englez, Talijan i Cigo. I idu oni tako prema raju kad ih zaustavi neki čovjek i upita Engleza:
- Zašto si umro?
A Englez mu odgovori:
- Kupio ja Jaguar i sletio u potok.
Čovjek isto upita i Talijana, a ovaj kaže:
- Kupio ja Ferrari i zabio se u kamion.
Na kraju čovjek isto pitanje ppostavi i Cigi, a cigo će:
- Kupio tata fiću i svi pocrkavali od gladi!

#12062 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 18:05
by Lady Saray
Zašto se crnogorci najviše boje ptičje gripe? Zato što su crnogorci – sve sokol do sokola

#12063 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 18:29
by BesimB
Ulazi tip u mesnicu i pita:
Imate li mačija crijeva za violinu?
Nema, al ima friške kravlje pi.ke za usnu harmoniku!

#12064 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 23:32
by PalaSa Marsa
:shock: :-) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D


:sax:

#12065 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 19/06/2011 23:48
by todd_smith
PalaSa Marsa wrote::shock: :-) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D


:sax:
gdje je vic :evil: :mrgreen:

#12066 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 20/06/2011 00:14
by -danTe-
a vidis da je pala s marsa...ne smijemo joj zamjerit :mrgreen:

#12067 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 20/06/2011 19:13
by DoradO
ucenik : ucitelju sta znaci why na engleskom...!?

ucitelj : zasto!

ucenik : ma nako pitam ...

#12068 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 20/06/2011 20:34
by tata82
Pita jedno jagnje drugo:
Gde ćeš ti za Prvi maj?

#12069 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 20/06/2011 20:39
by tata82
Ma kakav smak svijeta 2012, kupio sam paštetu traje do 2014.

#12070 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 20/06/2011 20:52
by hopi
tata82 wrote:Ma kakav smak svijeta 2012, kupio sam paštetu traje do 2014.
a i hajduk živi vječno

#12071 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 20/06/2011 21:01
by anonimni clan
sanabe wrote:Ulazi zena u mesaru i pita "Imate li nogice/"
Mesar odgovara "Jok, eto na qrcu stojim"



:lol: :-) :skoljka:
U istoj mesari:
Je li vam to teleca glavusa?
Ma ne..........ja se tako cesljam.........

#12072 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 21/06/2011 00:16
by shalla
tata82 wrote:Pita jedno jagnje drugo:
Gde ćeš ti za Prvi maj?
Da prostiš niđe veze :mrgreen:
Pita jedna ovca drugu: Gdje ćeš ti za Kurban Bajram?
Druga: svuda pomalo.
:mrgreen:

#12073 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 21/06/2011 02:12
by bordo gandalf
shalla wrote:
tata82 wrote:Pita jedno jagnje drugo:
Gde ćeš ti za Prvi maj?
Da prostiš niđe veze :mrgreen:
Pita jedna ovca drugu: Gdje ćeš ti za Kurban Bajram?
Druga: svuda pomalo.
:mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

#12074 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 21/06/2011 10:19
by ladyada
dobih mailom pa saljem dalje ......

na 'Facebook' , neki Dalmosh ..'insistira na temi' :

"... Ma , znan ja da roda moze donit bebu ..!!
Al' da pauk moze odnit auto ...eeee ??! " :mrgreen:



MOLITVA PRIJATELJSTVA


NEKA BUHE SA HILJADU KAMILA PREPLAVE MEÐUNOŽJE ONOGA
KO TI JE ZAJEBAO DAN I NEKA NJEGOVE RUKE BUDU PREKRATKE

DA BI SE MOGAO POČEŠATI.........


AMIN :lol: :lol: :lol:

#12075 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Posted: 21/06/2011 16:04
by AC_grom_DC
Idu dva govna kroz šumu....

... i tako naiđu na proliv...

proliv pita: gdje idete?

-Idemo u rat|

-A mogu li i ja sam vama?

-NE| Vodimo samo cvrste momke....