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#11926 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Mujo došao u restoran i naručio pastrmku. Donio konobar Mujo se zadao jede, jede, slisti dvije ribe i sve priloge kad se lupi glavom o čelo ''Ooo Sunce mu poljubim.. pa jel' bilo kostiju ovdje?'' :D :D :D
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#11927 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Kvotanje ovih Minimaxovih aforizama me podsjeca na kvotanje one ludjacke macke od 5 km. :D
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#11928 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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:skoljka: :D :lol:

i dont ker :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#11929 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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:-D

Ma to kazem i za sebe jer sam ih vec dva puta htjela citirati. :D
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#11930 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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sheilak wrote::-D

Ma to kazem i za sebe jer sam ih vec dva puta htjela citirati. :D
:lol: :lol:
ovako znam gdje su mi kad mi zatrebaju
klik na sebe i eto gaaa :D :lol:
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#11931 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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sheilak wrote:Kvotanje ovih Minimaxovih aforizama me podsjeca na kvotanje one ludjacke macke od 5 km. :D
Mislis na ovo ?
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#11932 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Bubalo1 wrote: Mislis na ovo ?
cekao sam ko ce prvi... :mrgreen:
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#11933 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Bubalo1 wrote:
sheilak wrote:Kvotanje ovih Minimaxovih aforizama me podsjeca na kvotanje one ludjacke macke od 5 km. :D
Mislis na ovo ?
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Jeste, to je to.
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#11934 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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jel dosta sa mačkom? znam da je dovoljno duga da se protegne do Banovića, pa bujrum...

floodate temu bezze
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#11935 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Majstor vodoinstalater stoji u šahtu da otkloni kvar, a irget čuči pored i gleda.Sjebalo se nešto, šikljaju govna majstor zaranja, nema ga 10 sekundi izranja i govori malom:
-Daj vilasti 20,
Dodaje irget.Majstor opet zaranja nema ga pola minute. Prestaju šikljati govna i izranja majstor briše lice, pali cigaru i govori malom:
-Gledaj i uči, inače ćeš cijeli život dodavati ključeve :mrgreen:
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#11936 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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splend wrote:Majstor vodoinstalater stoji u šahtu da otkloni kvar, a irget čuči pored i gleda.Sjebalo se nešto, šikljaju govna majstor zaranja, nema ga 10 sekundi izranja i govori malom:
-Daj vilasti 20,
Dodaje irget.Majstor opet zaranja nema ga pola minute. Prestaju šikljati govna i izranja majstor briše lice, pali cigaru i govori malom:
-Gledaj i uči, inače ćeš cijeli život dodavati ključeve :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#11937 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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zbog ove macke ce mi prst otpast :roll:
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#11938 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Sekretarica-plavuša donosi direktoru upravo otkucano pismo.
• Ovde ima najmanje 20 grešaka, - reče direktor - pa vi ga niste ni pročitali.
• Ali, šefe, mislila sam da je poverljivo.
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#11939 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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@elmirčo
Bolje ti je edituj post, dok nije chmoljo došao :D
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#11940 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Hebla vas macka :x
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#11941 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Cholina_Lokica wrote:Hebla vas macka :x
hoćeš da je namjerno quotam i na ovu stranicu? :D
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#11942 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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perfect_guy wrote:
Cholina_Lokica wrote:Hebla vas macka :x
hoćeš da je namjerno quotam i na ovu stranicu? :D
Jes da smijes
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#11943 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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splend wrote:Majstor vodoinstalater stoji u šahtu da otkloni kvar, a irget čuči pored i gleda.Sjebalo se nešto, šikljaju govna majstor zaranja, nema ga 10 sekundi izranja i govori malom:
-Daj vilasti 20,
Dodaje irget.Majstor opet zaranja nema ga pola minute. Prestaju šikljati govna i izranja majstor briše lice, pali cigaru i govori malom:
-Gledaj i uči, inače ćeš cijeli život dodavati ključeve :mrgreen:

ihh dobri stari :thumbup: :thumbup:
evo i slika koja ide uz text

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#11944 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Filter wrote:
splend wrote:Majstor vodoinstalater stoji u šahtu da otkloni kvar, a irget čuči pored i gleda.Sjebalo se nešto, šikljaju govna majstor zaranja, nema ga 10 sekundi izranja i govori malom:
-Daj vilasti 20,
Dodaje irget.Majstor opet zaranja nema ga pola minute. Prestaju šikljati govna i izranja majstor briše lice, pali cigaru i govori malom:
-Gledaj i uči, inače ćeš cijeli život dodavati ključeve :mrgreen:

ihh dobri stari :thumbup: :thumbup:
evo i slika koja ide uz text

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i star...i DOBAR!!!
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#11945 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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elmirčo wrote:
EdoI wrote:
Bubalo1 wrote: Mislis na ovo ?
[img]*duga mačka*
Jeste, to je to.
ajj repine joj :mrgreen:
Chmoljo wrote:jel dosta sa mačkom? znam da je dovoljno duga da se protegne do Banovića, pa bujrum...

floodate temu bezze
:roll:
Isključen/a korisnik/ca iz razloga “ignoriranje upozorenja moderatora”
» elmirčo - 7 dana

tema su vicevi, ne smiješne slike... nemam namjeru ponavljati svakom novom ko dođe. bila fora, dojadila i Bogu i narodu više. :roll:
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#11946 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Šta pjeva židov dok bježi iz logora?
-A da me vidi švabooo...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#11947 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Dialer wrote:Šta pjeva židov dok bježi iz logora?
-A da me vidi švabooo...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
a daj :lol:
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#11948 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Dialer wrote:Šta pjeva židov dok bježi iz logora?
-A da me vidi švabooo...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

grozno :sad:



Kako se na japanskom kaže djevica? Niko Tako!
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#11949 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Znam da ima posebna tema za video klipove, ali ovo je genijalno, ja sam bukvalno plakao :D



http://acidcow.com/video/20821-funny_ja ... ranks.html
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#11950 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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