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#4151 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by hakazvaka » 05/10/2009 11:31

topcam wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

da se vise ne smijemo granicnoj sluzbi
ne kontam :?


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#4152 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by topcam » 05/10/2009 13:30

hakazvaka wrote: ne kontam :?
a, sad (uporedi, nacin je isti)
drekalica28 wrote::lol:
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#4153 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by drekalica28 » 05/10/2009 16:17

Mazili se mama i tata u spavaćoj sobi i tata, prije seksa, ode do ladice gdje drži kondome.
U tom trenutku, baš kada je stavljao kondom, uleti im sin u sobu.
Mama se pokrila po glavi, a tata stao, kondom narolan na pola i ne zna kud će.
Pita ga sin: “Tata! Što to radiš?”
Veli tata: “Ništa sine. Lovim miša.”
“I,” veli mali “hoćeš ga jebati kad ga uhvatiš?”

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#4154 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by McMoy » 05/10/2009 18:04

drekalica28 wrote:Mazili se mama i tata u spavaćoj sobi i tata, prije seksa, ode do ladice gdje drži kondome.
U tom trenutku, baš kada je stavljao kondom, uleti im sin u sobu.
Mama se pokrila po glavi, a tata stao, kondom narolan na pola i ne zna kud će.
Pita ga sin: “Tata! Što to radiš?”
Veli tata: “Ništa sine. Lovim miša.”
“I,” veli mali “hoćeš ga jebati kad ga uhvatiš?”
:thumbup: Dobar, miša li ti tvog!!
Samo što se većina svijeta zbog dobro poznatih nemilih događaja zadnja dva dana suzdržava od viceva, pa ne bi bilo loše da još neko vrijeme sačekamo sa njima! :sad:
Pozdrav! :bih:

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#4155 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by PalaSa Marsa » 07/10/2009 22:46

Lakat Jebić wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ovom Laktu sve smijesno. :D

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#4156 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by Lakat Jebić » 07/10/2009 22:49

PalaSa Marsa wrote:
Lakat Jebić wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ovom Laktu sve smijesno. :D
:evil:

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#4157 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by PalaSa Marsa » 07/10/2009 22:53

Lakat Jebić wrote:
PalaSa Marsa wrote:
Lakat Jebić wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ovom Laktu sve smijesno. :D
:evil:
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:D

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#4158 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by trinidad » 08/10/2009 00:26

jbt, ja ne kontam jel' ovo vic, istina il' montaza... :? il' jednostavno cigo u parizu....

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#4159 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by McMoy » 08/10/2009 00:47

Esma i Senad krenuli od centarfor...vidjet ćete vi kad idućih godina budu bekovi, krila, vezni, golman, a akobogda i koja rezerva. Ima da tražu da im Ćiro bude kum!! :D :D


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#4161 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by encian » 08/10/2009 06:41

evo moj prvijenac:



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#4163 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by topcam » 08/10/2009 10:40

Na drsko pitanje korisnika (Zasto igra koju je krekovao ne funkcionise, ili samo djelimicno tj. ne moze se igrati do kraja zbog zastite protiv kopiranja?! ), forum administrator oficielnog foruma proizvodaca je odgovorio ovako..

“The problem you have encountered is a hook in the copy protection, to catch out people who try and download cracked versions of the game for free.

It’s not a bug in the game’s code, it’s a bug in your moral code.”



:run:

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#4164 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by hepok » 08/10/2009 11:40

kad bolje razmislim i nije, izletilo na prvu, ironija il nesto slicno
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#4165 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by pirmin » 08/10/2009 19:37



:D

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#4166 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by Static-X » 08/10/2009 20:34

Kakva je razlika između žena od 8, 18, 28, 38 i 48 godina?
8: Staviš je da spava i ispričaš joj bajku.
18: Ispričaš joj bajku i spavaš s njom.
28: Nisu više potrebne bajke - odmah je spremna da spava s tobom
38: Ona ti priča bajke kako bi spavala s tobom.
48: Pričaj joj bajke da ne bi morao da spavaš sa njom.

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#4167 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by Static-X » 08/10/2009 20:35

Mujo se trebao ženiti i dva dana pre svadbe ode u javnu kuću da provede momačko veče. Jeb’o Mujo i na kraju slomi kitu! Ode brzo kod doktora i ovaj mu kaže da ga moraju staviti u gips.
• Dobro, kad mora nek ide onda u gips - veli Mujo.
Dođe prva bračna noć i Fata kaže:
• Vidiš li ove usne, to niko ljubio nije. Vidiš li ove grudi, to niko dirao nije. A ovo dole, to niko nije ni video a kamoli šta drugo!
On je gleda, pa poskoči, izvadi ga onako sa gipsom:
• Meni govoriš?! Pogledaj, NOV NEOTPAKOVAN!

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#4168 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by McMoy » 08/10/2009 20:41

Static-X wrote:Mujo se trebao ženiti i dva dana pre svadbe ode u javnu kuću da provede momačko veče. Jeb’o Mujo i na kraju slomi kitu! Ode brzo kod doktora i ovaj mu kaže da ga moraju staviti u gips.
• Dobro, kad mora nek ide onda u gips - veli Mujo.
Dođe prva bračna noć i Fata kaže:
• Vidiš li ove usne, to niko ljubio nije. Vidiš li ove grudi, to niko dirao nije. A ovo dole, to niko nije ni video a kamoli šta drugo!
On je gleda, pa poskoči, izvadi ga onako sa gipsom:
• Meni govoriš?! Pogledaj, NOV NEOTPAKOVAN!
:thumbup: Dobar!! :lol: :lol:

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#4169 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by McMoy » 08/10/2009 20:47

Zašto muške bebe više plaču kada se odvajaju od sise?
Zato što znaju da će proći još dosta vremena dok ih se nekako ponovno ne dočepaju. :roll: :D

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#4170 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by Static-X » 08/10/2009 21:07

Sta kaze Barak Obama kad udje u pekaru s cerkama?



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#4171 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by Static-X » 08/10/2009 21:10

Sta je najkraci put do ludnice?


Skrenes :D

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Post by Richard Peti » 09/10/2009 12:42

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#4173 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by McMoy » 09/10/2009 15:58

- Šta pjevaju koka i pingvin kad se napiju?
- "NEKEEE PTICEEE NIKAD NE POLETEE..." :D

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#4174 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by Zoya » 09/10/2009 16:02

Hvala plameni :)

Ekonomska kriza
Pitanje dana: Hoce li dolar pasti?

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Naravoucenije

U vrijeme krize, treba stisnuti dupe! :D

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#4175 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

Post by kmosst » 09/10/2009 19:13

Q: Kako penzioner provjerava Facebook?
A: Kupi novine, okrene stranu sa smrtovnicama i gleda ko je off line.

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