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#25201 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Hasan006 » 16/12/2017 20:26

Zašto se onaj Fočak prije par mjeseci popeo na Himalaje?
- Čuo nekom ispalo pola marke :D


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#25202 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by triconja » 18/12/2017 23:40

O debljini

She’s so fat her tears don’t run, they stroll.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#25203 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Anestezija » 19/12/2017 00:46

Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#25204 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Zaitsev » 19/12/2017 01:09

Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?! :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

DOBAR!!!

:lol: :lol:

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#25205 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Raigor Stonehoof » 19/12/2017 01:28

Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš :D

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#25206 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by problemnatravunu » 19/12/2017 07:02

Što je vrhunac bankrota??
Kada uđeš u kineski dućan i kažeš: - "Ništa, samo gledam!"

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#25207 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Doda37 » 19/12/2017 11:03

Raigor Stonehoof wrote:
Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš :D
Treca: Polako sa tim bombonama

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#25208 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by u prolazniku » 19/12/2017 15:10

Doda37 wrote:
Raigor Stonehoof wrote:
Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš :D
Treca: Polako sa tim bombonama
Cuclaj! Ne drobi, odoše ti zubi!

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#25209 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Matzan » 24/12/2017 14:14

Žali se pop hodži, kaže:
“Hodža, bil’ mogao malo smanjit taj ezan, preglasno brate smeta, vjernici mi se žale?
Na što će hodža:
“Nema problema pope, al’ i ti da zvono prebaciš na vibraciju."

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#25210 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by spree » 24/12/2017 16:08

u prolazniku wrote:
Doda37 wrote:
Raigor Stonehoof wrote:
quote="Anestezija" Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš :D
Treca: Polako sa tim bombonama
Cuclaj! Ne drobi, odoše ti zubi!

peta(valjda): drugi pedofil dobaci focaku pedofilu:"a da ipak skines omot sa lizala?" :P

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#25211 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by zrakomlat » 24/12/2017 16:26

Matzan wrote:Žali se pop hodži, kaže:
“Hodža, bil’ mogao malo smanjit taj ezan, preglasno brate smeta, vjernici mi se žale?
Na što će hodža:
“Nema problema pope, al’ i ti da zvono prebaciš na vibraciju."
:D

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#25212 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by jareb » 25/12/2017 13:42

P- Šta pravi najveću buku na svijetu?
O- Kad se dva kostura jebu na limu.

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#25213 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Buckethead » 25/12/2017 15:24

Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.

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#25214 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Raigor Stonehoof » 25/12/2017 16:37

:D

Dijete, povratnik u Konjevic polju... ide u skolu, stalno reda jedinice iako sve nauci. I pita tako ucitelja, zasto mu uvijek daje lose ocjene, kaze ucitelj zato sto si musliman.

- Pa sta moram uradit da dobijem bolju ocjenu?
- Moras se prekrstit

I mali se prekrsti :D

Nakon nekog vremena primjete roditelji poboljsanje u ocjenama, mali samo petice reda, pa ga pita stari, kako je tako naglo popravio ocjene.

- Pa nista, rekao mi ucitelj da se prekrstim i da ce bolje ocjene odmah doc, i ja se prekrstio.
- STA SI URADIO???
- Prekrstio se

Zviiiiz, pukne mu stari samar, kad ce mali

- S vama Bosnjacima stvarno nema suzivota !!!


:lol: :lol:

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#25215 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by triconja » 25/12/2017 16:55

Buckethead wrote:Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.
Bolji kako se zove mafijas kojeg boli briga?

Don Ker :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#25216 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by triconja » 25/12/2017 16:56

Raigor Stonehoof wrote::D

Dijete, povratnik u Konjevic polju... ide u skolu, stalno reda jedinice iako sve nauci. I pita tako ucitelja, zasto mu uvijek daje lose ocjene, kaze ucitelj zato sto si musliman.

- Pa sta moram uradit da dobijem bolju ocjenu?
- Moras se prekrstit

I mali se prekrsti :D

Nakon nekog vremena primjete roditelji poboljsanje u ocjenama, mali samo petice reda, pa ga pita stari, kako je tako naglo popravio ocjene.

- Pa nista, rekao mi ucitelj da se prekrstim i da ce bolje ocjene odmah doc, i ja se prekrstio.
- STA SI URADIO???
- Prekrstio se

Zviiiiz, pukne mu stari samar, kad ce mali

- S vama Bosnjacima stvarno nema suzivota !!!


:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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#25217 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by alcho » 26/12/2017 08:16

Buckethead wrote:Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.
:lol: :lol:

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#25218 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Logovan » 26/12/2017 09:01

Buckethead wrote:Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.
:lol:

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#25219 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Rampage » 26/12/2017 10:25

Matzan wrote:Žali se pop hodži, kaže:
“Hodža, bil’ mogao malo smanjit taj ezan, preglasno brate smeta, vjernici mi se žale?
Na što će hodža:
“Nema problema pope, al’ i ti da zvono prebaciš na vibraciju."
:lol: :thumbup:

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#25220 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by mayab » 26/12/2017 11:04

Pita mala deva majku:
– Zašto imam ogromne noge sa tri prsta?
Mama joj odgovori:
– Da ti noge ne bi upadale u pijesak prilikom dugih putovanja kroz pustinju.
Poslije nekoliko minuta pita mala deva:
– Zašto imam tako duge trepavice?
Mama joj odgovori:
– Da ti prilikom dugih putovanja ne ulazi pijesak u oči.
Malo kasnije pita mala kamila:
– Zašto imam ogromne grbe na leđima?
Mama joj odgovori nervozno:
– Da bi tu skladištila vodu prilikom dugih putovanja kroz pustinju!
– Pa šta onda radim u zoološkom vrtu?! :lol:

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#25221 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Ommadawn » 26/12/2017 11:59

Zove Mujo šefa na posao:
- Šefe, ne mogu danas doći na posao.
- Zašto?
- Ma bolestan sam, glava me boli, hoće da se raspadne.
- Uuu, nemoj dolaziti. Danas ostani kod kuće, odmaraj pa ako sutra budeš bolji onda dođi. Heh, mene kad glava boli ja pojebem svoju ženu i odmah sam bolje, hahaha. Trebao si ti probati.
Kroz dva sata zove Mujo opet šefa:
- Šefe probao sam ono što si mi rekao i odmah sam bolje. Eto mene sutra na posao.
- Hehe kažem ti ja bolan. Super.
- Joj jesi sredio kuću svaka ti čast. Gdje si nabavio onaj namještaj?

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#25222 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by Raigor Stonehoof » 26/12/2017 13:53

Ommadawn wrote:Zove Mujo šefa na posao:
- Šefe, ne mogu danas doći na posao.
- Zašto?
- Ma bolestan sam, glava me boli, hoće da se raspadne.
- Uuu, nemoj dolaziti. Danas ostani kod kuće, odmaraj pa ako sutra budeš bolji onda dođi. Heh, mene kad glava boli ja pojebem svoju ženu i odmah sam bolje, hahaha. Trebao si ti probati.
Kroz dva sata zove Mujo opet šefa:
- Šefe probao sam ono što si mi rekao i odmah sam bolje. Eto mene sutra na posao.
- Hehe kažem ti ja bolan. Super.
- Joj jesi sredio kuću svaka ti čast. Gdje si nabavio onaj namještaj?
:lol:

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#25223 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by triconja » 26/12/2017 19:11

Sa reddita
A man is walking the Las Vegas strip, and runs into the most beautiful women he has ever met.

He starts talking to her, and to his luck he finds out she is a prostitute. So, he asks her.

"How much for a hand-job?"

"5,000$" she replies.

"5,000$?? You must be nuts, no way."

"Walk with me." She replies. He agrees and they walk for a moment to end up in front of a restaurant. "You see this restaurant? I own this restaurant because men pay me 5,000$ for hand jobs."

He ponders for a moment. "Damn, they must be pretty good then. Alright." He brings her back to his hotel room. Gets the hand job, and as advertised; it is the best hand job he has ever had. After he finishes, he realizes how perfect she is and asks. "Okay, that was awesome. How much for a blow job?"

"15,000$" she replies.

"15,000$?!? You are out of your mind. No way!" He shouts

"Come to the window." They walk to the window and she begins to point. "You see those three casinos? I own those casinos because men pay me 15,000$ for blow jobs."

"Fine, how can i say no?"

Once again, it is the best blow job of his life. He is writhing in ecstasy after finishing, and practically in love with this woman. "Okay, I am gonna regret this. How much for the pussy?"

"Come to the window." He follows her to the window, ready for anything. "Do you see all of Las Vegas?" She asks.

"No way! You own all of Las Vegas?!" He exclaims, astounded.

"No.." she looks down. " But I would if I had a pussy..."


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#25224 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by AmiĐa_Idriz » 26/12/2017 19:13

Oj Bože :-) :lol:

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#25225 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

Post by liaar » 27/12/2017 10:34

Udario vehabiji grom u kuću, naljuti se on, izađe na krov i počne da se dere : "TI I JA SMO ZAVRŠILI, ŽENO SKIDAJ MARAMU, TI MALI MRŠ PO PIVU DOK SE JA OBRIJEM"

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