#1 Engleski navijaci
Posted: 23/01/2006 15:33
Eo malo smijesnih stihova kojima engleski navijaci provociraju igrace bilo svog ili tudjeg tima: 
Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
> >United the other day: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be
> >You eat dogs in your home country
> >But it could be worse
> >You could be a scouse
> >Eating rats in your council house"
> >.........................................
> >
> > (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your
> > sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother
> > You all f@*k one another
> > The Norwich family
> > der der der der clap clap etc
> > **************************************
> > .Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
> > ''Going down .going down going down,
> > Sunderland fans reply.....
> > "So are we , so are we , so are we ".
> >
> > ***************************************
> > "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
> > Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
> >
> > ***************************************
> > Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
> > "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
> >
> > ***************************************
> > (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
> > "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
> >
> > ***************************************
> > To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being
> >convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers
> >song): "If you
> > tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
> >
> > ****************************************
> > West brom sang:
> > the premier league is upside down
> > the premier league is upside down
> >we're up the top chelsea bottom the
> > premier league is upside down then a few seconds later
> > champions...............champions....... .......champions
> >
> > ***************************************
> > He's here, he's there
> > We're not allowed to swear
> > Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
> > Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
> > like the idea of a swear word in his song.
> >
> > **************************************
> > A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
> > *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
> > "Tim timminy
> > Tim timminy
> > Tim Tim Tirooo
> > We've got Tim Howard
> > and he says F*CK YOU!!
> >
> > ***************************************
> > In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
> > stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
> > He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad,
>Carra's dad
> >
> > ***************************************
> > Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
> > St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to
> > be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland
> >
> > ***************************************
> > Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as
> > emergency cover...
> >
> > He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit,
> >
> > Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
> >
> > ***************************************
> > To the tune of Rebel Rebel
> > Neville Neville, you play in defence,
> > Neville Neville, your play is immense,
> > Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
> >your dad
> >
> > ****************************************
> > Don't blame it on the Biscan,
> > Don't blame it on the Hamann,
> > Don't blame it on the Finnan,
> > Blame it on Traore,
> > He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He
> > just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> > .........................................
> > ......................................... .......
> >
> > **************************************
> > Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
> > diagnosed with Schizophrenia. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two
> > andy gorams"...
Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
> >United the other day: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be
> >You eat dogs in your home country
> >But it could be worse
> >You could be a scouse
> >Eating rats in your council house"
> >.........................................
> >
> > (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your
> > sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother
> > You all f@*k one another
> > The Norwich family
> > der der der der clap clap etc
> > **************************************
> > .Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
> > ''Going down .going down going down,
> > Sunderland fans reply.....
> > "So are we , so are we , so are we ".
> >
> > ***************************************
> > "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
> > Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
> >
> > ***************************************
> > Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
> > "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
> >
> > ***************************************
> > (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
> > "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
> >
> > ***************************************
> > To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being
> >convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers
> >song): "If you
> > tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
> >
> > ****************************************
> > West brom sang:
> > the premier league is upside down
> > the premier league is upside down
> >we're up the top chelsea bottom the
> > premier league is upside down then a few seconds later
> > champions...............champions....... .......champions
> >
> > ***************************************
> > He's here, he's there
> > We're not allowed to swear
> > Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
> > Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't
> > like the idea of a swear word in his song.
> >
> > **************************************
> > A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
> > *in style of Chim-Chiminey*
> > "Tim timminy
> > Tim timminy
> > Tim Tim Tirooo
> > We've got Tim Howard
> > and he says F*CK YOU!!
> >
> > ***************************************
> > In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football
> > stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
> > He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad,
>Carra's dad
> >
> > ***************************************
> > Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at
> > St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to
> > be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland
> >
> > ***************************************
> > Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as
> > emergency cover...
> >
> > He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit,
> >
> > Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
> >
> > ***************************************
> > To the tune of Rebel Rebel
> > Neville Neville, you play in defence,
> > Neville Neville, your play is immense,
> > Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
> >your dad
> >
> > ****************************************
> > Don't blame it on the Biscan,
> > Don't blame it on the Hamann,
> > Don't blame it on the Finnan,
> > Blame it on Traore,
> > He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He
> > just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
> > .........................................
> > ......................................... .......
> >
> > **************************************
> > Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was
> > diagnosed with Schizophrenia. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two
> > andy gorams"...
