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#27601 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Dođe zena s posla i dere se na muza:
Ti si nesposoban!
I majka ti je nesposobna!.
Čitava porodica ti je nesposobna!!!
Kada bi bilo takmicenje u nesposobnosti, ti bi osvojio drugo mesto.
Zasto ne prvo?-upita muz
Zato sto si nesposoban!!!


kad god procitam neki tekst vezan za SDA, sjetim se ovog vica
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#27602 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Jao viceva ko da je 2006. :D
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#27603 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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2006. je bila zlatna... u svakom pogledu

a vic ko vic, ili je dobar ili je los.
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#27604 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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mayab wrote: 13/03/2021 08:58 Image
Ja se ovom danima smijem :lol: :thumbup:
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#27605 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Završio Brut maturu, i razmišlja šta da upiše. Cezar ga ubjeđuje da ode na ETF, a ovaj se nećka.
Jednog dana dolazi kod Cezara, i kaže mu:
-UPISAĆU INFORMACIONE TEHNOLOGIJE!
-ZAR I.T., SINE BRUTE?
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#27606 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27607 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Šta je rjeđe od sijamskih blizanaca?










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Cigo jedinac.
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#27608 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27609 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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hahahaha... placem :thumbup:
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#27610 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Kako prepoznati focansku svadbu?



Svi sami sebi lijepe pare na celo. :mrgreen:
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#27611 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Entropio wrote: 26/03/2021 01:53 Kako prepoznati focansku svadbu?



Svi sami sebi lijepe pare na celo. :mrgreen:
Dobar dobar...
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#27613 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2012/2013

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admin-x wrote: 19/02/2015 22:42 tema otključana... nema razloga da bude drugačije...
Gdje je Bobi?
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#27614 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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- Kako Crnogorci prodaju krompir?

- Franko ukopano!
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#27615 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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place starac na bus stanici i pridje mu lik pita ga sto place
kaze pa vidis ozenio sam mladu djevojku manekenka zgodna tijelo sa naslovnice
svaki put kad dodjem kuci doceka me sa jelom a nakon toga se skine i odvede me u sobu
kaze ovaj pa sto onda places?
kaze starac pa zaboravio sam gdje stanujem
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#27616 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27617 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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problemnatravunu wrote: 07/04/2021 20:39 Image :lol:
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#27618 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Rekli Mostarcu da očisti snijeg, a on gleda i kaže: `ta ću ga čistit, vidiš da je čist ?!!! :mrgreen: :lol:
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#27619 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Koja je razlika izmedju romantike i perverznosti?
- Romantika je kada legne djevojka a ti uzmes
perce i polako je mazis po tijelu.
- Perverznost je ako je na percetu jos uvijek kokoska!
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#27620 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Dođe zmaj u tattoo studio i pita ga tattoo majstor:
- šta ćemo za tebe Zmaju, a kaže zmaj:
- može jednu seljačinu na rame.
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#27621 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27622 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27623 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Pita učiteljica učenike šta su imali za ručak ove nedelje, kad dođe do cige, a ciga će:
- U ponedeljak pasulj, u utorak isto pasulj a i danas pasulj !
- Pa kod vas svaki dan pasulj , pita zabrinuto učiteljica ??!
- Pa, ima se može se , reče ciga !!
:lol:
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#27624 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Što treba dobiti prije nego se ideš baviti nekim unosnijim biznisom u Hrvatskoj?
-BiH državljanstvo.
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