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Nisu svi koji lutaju izgubljeni
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Ne smeta mi sto sanjam na engleskom, ali mi nerviraju nemacki titlovi.
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cijev je sipka kroz koju je provucena rupa
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Stidne dlacice su kovrdzave da ne bi bole oci.
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Ljubav se rodi, živi i umire u očima
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klin(t) se istvudom izbija :D
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U ratu je Cercil Englezima obecao krv, znoj i suze, a Alija nama zlatne kasike :D
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najskuplja picka je zenina picka
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I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the shit out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading. :D :D
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ne znam jel bilo prije:

kom opanci tom hanks :D
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Accept that some days you’re s pigeon and some days you’re a statue.
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#88 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Meni je alkohol uskratio radosti djetinjstva. Nisam ga pio kad sam bio mali.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.
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#94 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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prije rata u emisiji nedjeljom popodne zagrebackog studija bio gost pjevac luis! i tako oni razglabali i razglabali a gledaoci su kao imali mogucnost da nazovu i postave pitanje. nakon kraceg vremena nazove stara zagrebacka gospodja pozdravi voditelje i kaze: gospon luis vi ste toliko odvratni, arogantni i niski da bih u stanju bila kavu sa cela da vam popijem!! a on ce ti: gospodjo ako ce te sa slagom sagnite se malo nize..... :D :D :D
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#95 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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"Three thigns to remember as you get older.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never waste a hard on
3. Never trust a fart. "

Jack Nicholson - Bucket List.
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kazu da je Maryllin Monroe, potpisujuci ugovor za svoj prvi film, promrmljala :D

-Ono je bio zadnji kuJac koji sam morala popusit :D :D
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#97 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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''Volim sex i rado ga se sjecam'' :mrgreen:
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#98 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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milivoje wrote:''Volim sex i rado ga se sjecam'' :mrgreen:
Kako napreduje seminarski, komunikolože?
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#99 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Na mrtvom vuku i zec k.r.c ostri.
Ko drugom jamu kopa umori se.
Pao ili razbio se insanu je isto...
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#100 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Nije imala kliker za ljubav
ali je zato imala roshu
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