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#251 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Lakat Jebić wrote:ko prvi djevojci, sam u nju upada :D
a sta je onom koji je zadnji??
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#252 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Toto wrote:
Lakat Jebić wrote:ko prvi djevojci, sam u nju upada :D
a sta je onom koji je zadnji??
ouch :lol:
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#253 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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ljubav_aha wrote:
Toto wrote:
Lakat Jebić wrote:ko prvi djevojci, sam u nju upada :D
a sta je onom koji je zadnji??
ouch :lol:
njemu supruga
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#254 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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:lol: :-D :thumbup:
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#255 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Ima žena koje tvrde da su svi muškarci isti. Zar to nije malo previše iskustva?
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Pamet u glavu..a u dupe šta uleti :lol:
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#258 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Smiješi nam se bolje sutra. Crkava od smijeha. :mrgreen:
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ne diraj lava dok holiday.
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#260 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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ne diraj lava, hebo te lav a ti njega :D

kad si sretan, pogledaj se u ogledalu, proći će te :D
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#261 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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panonije85 wrote:ne diraj lava dok holiday.
drugo dopunjeno izdanje :D

ne diraj lava dok holidej in
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#262 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Toto wrote:
Lakat Jebić wrote:ko prvi djevojci, sam u nju upada :D
a sta je onom koji je zadnji??
sebi jamu kopa :D
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#263 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Sta je tacno znacenje ovoga:
"Ne trosi onaj koji ima nego onaj koji je naucio..."
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#264 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Pjanska : -"Ko se smije najsladje se smije "
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paipan wrote:Sta je tacno znacenje ovoga:
"Ne trosi onaj koji ima nego onaj koji je naucio..."

sta znaci "ujo`vuk magarca"?
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#266 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Tri vještice gledaju tri Swatch sata. Koja vještica gleda koji Swatch sat?
Ajmo na engleskom:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.Which witch watch which Swatch watch? :D
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ako piješ umjereno, možeš pit koliko hoćeš.
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#268 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Ko drugom jamu kopa , trecom slajdra :mrgreen:
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inspektorica javert wrote:Tri vještice gledaju tri Swatch sata. Koja vještica gleda koji Swatch sat?
Ajmo na engleskom:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.Which witch watch which Swatch watch? :D
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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my girl, my girl, don't lie to me tell me where did I sleep last night?
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#271 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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pitali srbijanca ima li turcizama u srpskom jeziku,
on odgovori: ma jok bre taman posla.
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#272 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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inspektorica javert wrote:Tri vještice gledaju tri Swatch sata. Koja vještica gleda koji Swatch sat?
Ajmo na engleskom:
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.Which witch watch which Swatch watch? :D
:lol: :lol:
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#273 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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Engleski parlament 40-et i neke, neka zena se naljutila na Churchill-a i kaze mu:
-Da sam ja vasa zena, gosp. Winston, ja bih vama sipala otrov u kafu!
Ustaje Churchill, te kaze:
-Da sam ja vas muz, ja bih tu kafu i popio...

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Chischo wrote:Engleski parlament 40-et i neke, neka zena se naljutila na Churchill-a i kaze mu:
-Da sam ja vasa zena, gosp. Winston, ja bih vama sipala otrov u kafu!
Ustaje Churchill, te kaze:
-Da sam ja vas muz, ja bih tu kafu i popio...

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dobra.... ne mogu smislit churchilla on je meni u pet deka s hićom, ali ne čudi što je vladao....snalažljiv čovjek....
odoh ovo namah u raju da plasiram
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#275 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D

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U moru problema nema jahti :D
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