Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn’t drive safely.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Kako ne bi bilo zabune, prevod:
Jucer su naucnici sa Univerziteta objavili rezultate nedavne analize, koja je ukazala na postojanje zenskih hormona u pivu. Muskarci bi trebali na ovo obratiti paznju, pri konzumiranju piva.
Teorija je da pivo sadrzi zenske hormone i da ce, nakon popijene dovoljne kolicine piva, muskarac postati zena.
Kako bi testirali teoriju, 100 muskaraca je popilo po 8 "klipaca", za jedan sat.
Primijeceno je da su, u 100% slucajeva, testirani subjekti:
1. Dobili na tezini
2. Pricali bez smisla i prekomjerno
3. Postali pre-emocionalni
4. Nisu bili u stanju da voze, sigurno
5. Nisu mogli racionalno razmisljati
6. Raspravljali su se bez razloga
7. Morali su sjediti pri uriniranju
8. Odbijali su da se izvinu, kada ocigledno nisu u pravu
Daljnje testiranje nije bilo neophodno...
prije potpune transformacije 
ili necete da priznate za zenske hormone