uninstal

[shiljak]

Ima li neki program koji prati neku instalaciju.
Primjer:
upalis taj program, i pokrenes instalaciju igrice... i kad se instalira igrica ugasis program. Ako je igrica shareware i isticala za 15 dana.Kad istekne tih petnest dana ti izbrises igricu i ponovo je instaliras.Nebi je mogao igrati jer je istekla.Ali zato kad preko tog programa brises igricu onda kada bi je ponovo istalirao igrica bi oper tila upotrebljiva 15 dana.
Uglavnom takav nekakav program ako ima.

[neko iz mase]

Ima li neki program koji prati neku instalaciju.
Primjer:
upalis taj program, i pokrenes instalaciju igrice... i kad se instalira igrica ugasis program. Ako je igrica shareware i isticala za 15 dana.Kad istekne tih petnest dana ti izbrises igricu i ponovo je instaliras.Nebi je mogao igrati jer je istekla.Ali zato kad preko tog programa brises igricu onda kada bi je ponovo istalirao igrica bi oper tila upotrebljiva 15 dana.
Uglavnom takav nekakav program ako ima.

a sto ne "OBORIS" sistem i opet ga dignes

[perke]

Ima.... a imas ga i ti na kompu.....samo jos ne znas da ga imas

tek kad oboris sistem znaces ...samo pazi da ti ne padne na nogu

[asixx]

a i ti si naso mjesto gdje ces trait savjete haha

[pitt]

Pa dosao je na pravo mjesto :D Nismo dzabe Helpdesk :D:D

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
******
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette
out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note "
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it
yet.. it's still on my desk... Sorry...
******
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the
left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
******
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on
me! I'm not Bill Gates!
******
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't
print ! Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even
lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer

still says it can't find it...
******
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you.
******
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
******
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is
there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one
does work!
******
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in
apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
******
A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
******
Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
******
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a
screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it
disappears!
*******
And then there is my personal favorite!!
Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the circle around it?

[asixx]

nice finds...evo jos jedan

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

"What sort of trouble?"

"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

"Went away?"

"They disappeared."

"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing?"

"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

"How do I tell?"

"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

"What's a sea-prompt?"

"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

"There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

"What's a monitor?"

"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

"I don't know."

"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

"Yes, I think so."

"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

".......Yes, it is."

"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

"No."

"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

".......Okay, here it is."

"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

"No."

"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

"Dark?"

"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

"Well, turn on the office light then."

"I can't."

"No? Why not?"

"Because there's a power outage."

"A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

"Really? Is it that bad?"

"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."