. Merak mu je bio sabotirati samog sebe pa optuziti nekog od nas). Nikad nije skont'o zasto ga svi napustaju vec tokom probnog roka. Omiljena uzrecica mu bijase " ja sam xy (ime), ja sam ovdje zakon!" Plata nije bila losa, al vala ni dovoljna da bi bila odsteta za ono kroz sta se na poslu moralo prolaziti. Mozda jednog dana napisem knjigu o tim dozivljajima... Mislim da bi bila bestsellerMoj šef
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JapanskaBuba
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- Location: kod kuce
#51
moj sef je stranac - vrhunski profesionalac, iskren i posten, karizmatican, pravi "vodja" - blagodat za moju napacenu dusu - do prije 3 mjeseca radih za jednu nasu seljacinu koja se u dijaspori nafatala para pa umislila da je bog i batina. uzasno iskustvo. redovno bi se drao i verbalno izivljavao na uposlenicima, komunikacija nije stimala (tip imao zavrsenu osnovnu, radio ko vozac 20 godina, bavio se svakakvim marifetlucima, zgrnuo brdo para, otvorio spediciju prije par godina, zaposlio 5 radnika i poceo glumiti sefa) a nije imao pojma o svakodnevnom poslu (a posebno ne o zakonima . Merak mu je bio sabotirati samog sebe pa optuziti nekog od nas). Nikad nije skont'o zasto ga svi napustaju vec tokom probnog roka. Omiljena uzrecica mu bijase " ja sam xy (ime), ja sam ovdje zakon!" Plata nije bila losa, al vala ni dovoljna da bi bila odsteta za ono kroz sta se na poslu moralo prolaziti. Mozda jednog dana napisem knjigu o tim dozivljajima... Mislim da bi bila bestseller
. Merak mu je bio sabotirati samog sebe pa optuziti nekog od nas). Nikad nije skont'o zasto ga svi napustaju vec tokom probnog roka. Omiljena uzrecica mu bijase " ja sam xy (ime), ja sam ovdje zakon!" Plata nije bila losa, al vala ni dovoljna da bi bila odsteta za ono kroz sta se na poslu moralo prolaziti. Mozda jednog dana napisem knjigu o tim dozivljajima... Mislim da bi bila bestseller-
Hendrix
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#53
Ipak ima i gorih šefova , šta bi da vam je David Brent glavni u firmi? 
Par njegovih mudrosti u vezi posla :
1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
3. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
4. Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly.
5. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
6. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
7. Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm what I think.
8. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
9. Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.
10. It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
11. What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
12. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
13. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
14. If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
15. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
16. You don't have to be mad to work here! In fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.
17. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
18. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
19. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
20. If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
21. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
22. There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
23. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
24. Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
25. Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
26. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
27. Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
28. The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my foot soldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!
29. Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.
30. Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
31. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's?
32. Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....
33. You don't have to be mad to work here, but you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober!!
34. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
35. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
Par njegovih mudrosti u vezi posla :
1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
3. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
4. Process and Procedure are the last hiding place of people without the wit and wisdom to do their job properly.
5. Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
6. Never do today that which will become someone elses responsibility tomorrow.
7. Every time you open your mouth you have this wonderful ability to continually confirm what I think.
8. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
9. Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office.
10. It's the team that matters. Where would The Beatles be without Ringo? If John got Yoko to play drums the history of music would be completely different.
11. What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
12. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
13. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
14. If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
15. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
16. You don't have to be mad to work here! In fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.
17. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
18. If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.
19. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
20. If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
21. Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
22. There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure.
23. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
24. Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
25. Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
26. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
27. Remember the 3 golden rules:
1. It was like that when I got here.
2. I didn't do it.
3. (To your Boss) I like your style.
28. The office is like an army, and I'm the field general. You're my foot soldiers and customer quality is the WAR!!!
29. Set out to leave the first vapour trail in the blue-sky scenario.
30. Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
31. A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's?
32. Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....
33. You don't have to be mad to work here, but you do have to be on time, well presented, a team player, customer service focused and sober!!
34. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
35. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
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JapanskaBuba
- Posts: 24
- Joined: 25/09/2007 21:50
- Location: kod kuce
#54
draga barby, upravo procitah tvoj post sa strane 2 - uh, jest lijepo znati da i od onog najgoreg gore ima
ps. posalji mi racun za odstetu radi krsenja autorskih prava na pp
ps. posalji mi racun za odstetu radi krsenja autorskih prava na pp
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Mutimir
- Posts: 35
- Joined: 11/09/2007 16:47
#56 Re: Moj šef
OPa...jel ... fino.. bogami al ga nafali...Semiramida wrote:Dragi moji zaposleni forumaši,
Kakav je vaš šef / šefica? Fin, strašan, lijep, ružan, nagodan, ters...?
Moj šef je crn, recimo i zgodan, super muževnog glasa, autoritativan, voli se u funkciji šefa, zna svoj, ali i tuđe poslove i na TI je s kolegama.
onomad je i moja zena falila sefa i sve tako malo po malo " moj sef", moj sef... sva cvrkuce...
i skontam ja da tu nisu cista posla...
i zena mi vise ne ide na posao... jebiga sama je kriva
ja joj vise ne dozvoljavam sad cisti kuha i pere po kuci...
a ja radim i pomalo se svaleram.... jebiga sta cu kad mi je takva narav neka zajebana a tek sto sam ljubomoran ko cuko.
a mogo bi malo i tvoj muz( ako si udata) povest malo racuna o tebi....
nikad se nezna... ko zeni vjeruje budala je!
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barby02
- Posts: 1403
- Joined: 17/07/2007 22:28
#57 Re: Moj šef
auuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mutimire, ja mislila ti neki savremen. . . .Mutimir wrote:OPa...jel ... fino.. bogami al ga nafali...Semiramida wrote:Dragi moji zaposleni forumaši,
Kakav je vaš šef / šefica? Fin, strašan, lijep, ružan, nagodan, ters...?
Moj šef je crn, recimo i zgodan, super muževnog glasa, autoritativan, voli se u funkciji šefa, zna svoj, ali i tuđe poslove i na TI je s kolegama.
onomad je i moja zena falila sefa i sve tako malo po malo " moj sef", moj sef... sva cvrkuce...
i skontam ja da tu nisu cista posla...
i zena mi vise ne ide na posao... jebiga sama je kriva
ja joj vise ne dozvoljavam sad cisti kuha i pere po kuci...
a ja radim i pomalo se svaleram.... jebiga sta cu kad mi je takva narav neka zajebana a tek sto sam ljubomoran ko cuko.
a mogo bi malo i tvoj muz( ako si udata) povest malo racuna o tebi....
nikad se nezna... ko zeni vjeruje budala je!
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Mutimir
- Posts: 35
- Joined: 11/09/2007 16:47
#58 Re: Moj šef
dakako da sam savremen...barby02 wrote:auuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mutimire, ja mislila ti neki savremen. . . .Mutimir wrote:OPa...jel ... fino.. bogami al ga nafali...Semiramida wrote:Dragi moji zaposleni forumaši,
Kakav je vaš šef / šefica? Fin, strašan, lijep, ružan, nagodan, ters...?
Moj šef je crn, recimo i zgodan, super muževnog glasa, autoritativan, voli se u funkciji šefa, zna svoj, ali i tuđe poslove i na TI je s kolegama.
onomad je i moja zena falila sefa i sve tako malo po malo " moj sef", moj sef... sva cvrkuce...
i skontam ja da tu nisu cista posla...
i zena mi vise ne ide na posao... jebiga sama je kriva
ja joj vise ne dozvoljavam sad cisti kuha i pere po kuci...
a ja radim i pomalo se svaleram.... jebiga sta cu kad mi je takva narav neka zajebana a tek sto sam ljubomoran ko cuko.
a mogo bi malo i tvoj muz( ako si udata) povest malo racuna o tebi....
nikad se nezna... ko zeni vjeruje budala je!
imam zenu i ljubavnicu i sta mi fali...
zena mi ima sva prava... uvijek moze da...
cuti...
ili da odobrava moje postupke... i sve dokle tako radi mir je u kuci...
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chuchumbamayumbe
- Posts: 11041
- Joined: 20/10/2006 22:02
#60
Ja sam sef na poslu! 
Hmm, obzirom da sam "ponikao iz naroda" ne pokusavam da se furam bezze ko raznorazni likovi. Ljudski je grijesiti...
I moji me ljudi vole, prije svega kao covjeka, a zatim kao sefa.
A ja imam jednu omiljenu izreku:
"daj mu vlast da vidis kakav je"
Hmm, obzirom da sam "ponikao iz naroda" ne pokusavam da se furam bezze ko raznorazni likovi. Ljudski je grijesiti...
I moji me ljudi vole, prije svega kao covjeka, a zatim kao sefa.
A ja imam jednu omiljenu izreku:
"daj mu vlast da vidis kakav je"
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chuchumbamayumbe
- Posts: 11041
- Joined: 20/10/2006 22:02
#61
Vrlo je vazno znati gdje je granica izmedju posla i prijateljstva. Mislim, ljudi su takvi da se vrlo lako vode za onom "das mu saku, hoce cijelu ruku".MIŠICA wrote:Svaka časta na izrecichuchumbamayumbe wrote:Ja sam sef na poslu!
Hmm, obzirom da sam "ponikao iz naroda" ne pokusavam da se furam bezze ko raznorazni likovi. Ljudski je grijesiti...
I moji me ljudi vole, prije svega kao covjeka, a zatim kao sefa.
A ja imam jednu omiljenu izreku:
"daj mu vlast da vidis kakav je"ja se nisam žalila na svog šefa koji je o.k. nego sam samo pokušala da prenesem mišljenja mase
Nekada se mora jasno pokazati ko je ipak odgovoran za posao, ko je sef a ko nadredjeni. Jer ljudi imaju tendenciju da vrlo brzo pocinju da "fushere", pogotovu ako nisu zadovoljni radnom sredinom, firmom i sefovima...
Treba znati balansirati izmedju odgovornosti/posla i zajebancije/prijateljstva.
Ja mijesam sve to podjednako, rijetko kada bude nesuglasica i nejasnoca, a vrlo je vazno kako i kompletan tim funkcionise.
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nikad_izvini
- Posts: 1828
- Joined: 16/01/2008 02:44
- Location: ma nije ni narod glup...vidi narod sve to
#64
Da se pohvalim.Ja sam šef