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Zelio bih cuti vase misljene uvezi izbora....
Za koga ce te glasati...
Evo moga misljenja....
1. Liberali
Jesu pravo "ukakili" u zadnjih par godina sa korupcijom itd. Ali bojim se da od svih partija jos uvijek su najmanje zlo.
2. Conservatives
Od kako su se PC ujedinili sa Reformom ova partija mi se gadi. Zapadnjaci sa "right wing" mentalitetom i "bible thumping" misljenjem. Strah me je da ce pobijediti i napraviti njesra kao sto je Mike Harris uradio u Ontariju prije par godina. Cijene zdravstva i edukacije ce otici gore da bi mogao da ti vrati par stotina $ u padze sto ce smanjiti taxu....
Sto je jos gore pripadnici ove partije su iza ledja vlade slali poruke SADu da ih podrzavaju u "inostranim" aferama (citaj ratovima)...
3. NDP
Najgora opcija... Sa svojim "pametnim" postupkom su doveli citavu zemlju u opasnost... Pohlepnost za vise sjedista u parlamentu ce ih kostati istih i ugroziti njihovu ljevicarsku ideologiju...
Prognoza...
Minority Conservative government
Opozicija Liberali i NDP sa BQ ce srusiti vladu za jedno godinu/dvije...
Ne, ne... kakva je to svadja.
Psssssst, da ne dodje UN i donese "Ikar" i lecu...
Da vidite kako zemlja "lijepo" napreduje poslije "Ikara", lece, graha i rize.
This evening The Colbert Report debuts in Canada, our pale sister to the North (Written on Screen: Why Can't She Find a Guy?). Congratulations Canada! And to those of you who don't live in Toronto, Montreal or Vancouver, this is called a television (On Screen: TeeVee). It makes words and images fly through the air (On Screen: Like Your Geese).
Let me begin by properly introducing myself in your two national languages. I am Stephen Colbert (On Screen: Je m'appell Étienne Colbért). I have balls (On Screen: J'ai les grands testicules). If you're lucky, they might just rub off on you. (On Screen: Bonne Chance!) By watching this show, you've proved that you are a country that gets it (On Screen: It=Me).
Now, I've had my problems with Canada in the past. (On Screen: Two Dollar Coin?!) I've put every part of Canada on notice except Nunavut (On Screen: Cool Name). And I've had good reason. Canada's soft wood subsidies are crippling the American lumber industry. (On Screen: You've Got Wood?) And recently, your Prime Minister lashed out at America's failure to pay timber tariffs saying...and I can't believe he flew off the handle like this!...quote:
Paul Martin
"Forgive my sudden departure from the language of diplomacy but this is nonsense."
Economic Club of NY
October 6, 2005
Thank God you people don't have the bomb! (On Screen: You Don't, Do You?)
But, you know, when I heard that Canada picked up The Report, I felt it was time to reconsider my Molson embargo (On Screen: Skunky). I found out you're not so bad (On Screen: Better Than France). After all, you've generously allowed half of your gun-related crimes to be committed with American guns. Bravo! (Bullet Point) That takes guts! Our guns shoot real good. So, I made a good will gesture to your nation and sent Daniel, a Colbert Report researcher, to Vancouver to get a Canadian citizenship (On Screen: Daniel shaking hands with an official). Here he is with what looks like a security guard but, evidently is someone important in Canada. Now our countries are forever intertwined.
Now, come out here Daniel. How'd it go up there? Now give it up, he's a Canadian citizen now (audience applauds). So...how'd it go?
Daniel: Great. Everyone was really nice.
Stephen: Yeah, yeah, they are. So um, do you have the bag? May I see it please? Okay, thank you. Let's see...We got the Codine. We got the Vicodin...that is yummy...and the Tamiflu, just in case. Where is the OxyContin?
Daniel: They wouldn't give it to me. Sorry.
Stephen: You're kidding! Jesus, I'm shaking! God, is it cold in here?! I'm burning up! Oh God! Canada, you're back on notice you hosers! And that's "The Word". We'll be right back!
Hej De Gol: daj napravi aranzman pa se vi zzabari prisajedinite sa "brain-dead" iz Pensilvanije gdje se nije nista promjenilo od 1776. Nemaju para ni da poprave puknuto zvono!
A onda cemo ponovo da otvoreno klicemo nasoj dragoj kraljici, i ako treba, izdegenicemo ponovo juznjake kao sto smo i zadnji put napravili.
Hej De Gol: daj napravi aranzman pa se vi zzabari prisajedinite sa "brain-dead" iz Pensilvanije gdje se nije nista promjenilo od 1776. Nemaju para ni da poprave puknuto zvono!
A onda cemo ponovo da otvoreno klicemo nasoj dragoj kraljici, i ako treba, izdegenicemo ponovo juznjake kao sto smo i zadnji put napravili.
Gdje ba sa njima da se zdruzujemo :D
vidis da on ovo ozbiljno o sao razmislja :D
Any analysis of this conflict ought to start with the respective war records of the two combatants. The US is 3-2-1 since its inception (not including the Civil War which would have added a win and a loss to the record), while Canada is 5-0-1 during the same period, including a 1-0 record against the Yanks (1812). Moreover, while the Americans were having sex with each other in billowing parachutes, we Canucks were hip-deep in the two world wars this century from the very beginning, taking on every dog-ass job the Allies could throw to us and earning a reputation amongst the Germans as "the Allied SS".
But perhaps more importantly, most Americans, their chief executive included, couldn't pick out Canada on a map. If they decided to actually invade us, they'd probably end up mobilizing to Nevada or somewhere and declaring victory after bombing the crap out of the MGM hotel. Meanwhile, the Van Doos would be burning Atlanta to the ground again, starting with Turner Field (friggin' Braves). Which reminds me - we torched the White House once when we were going through D.C. - hell, we might get offers of payment from other Americans to do it again. Particularly if we get 'em loaded on Molsons.
But let's assume for a moment that the Yank army could actually find Canada and start preparations for a counter-offensive. It's the middle of winter - no self-respecting American can drive properly during the winter months, at least not during what we northerners consider winter. What constitutes "the storm of the century" to you is a cool July breeze for us. Moreover, if you decide to invade during hockey season, our armed forces are going to be mighty pissed at being dragged out of the nation's rec rooms to pull your tanks and personnel carriers from highway medians. Remember, by federal and church law, every Canadian citizen over the age of 7 is trained to be able to kill with a hockey stick.
Yeah, we Canadians are a brutal bunch, and as Terrance and Phillip have shown, not averse to using chemical warfare to further our objectives. To our dear neighbours south of the border: you occupy this continent solely at our leisure. If we wanted, we could pull a McSorley on you if y'all get out of line. Now roll out of bed and make us a sandwitch, bitch.
