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Prvi dio - na you-tube, ima 11 djelova, oko sat i pol, dobre komedije.
Watch now, thank me later, i voljeo bih - da ova tema zazivi i ako ima ljudi koji gledaju i skupljaju - stand up comedian acts, da jave, sta valja i gdje se moze skinuti. Zafaljujem.
Ja gledah Richard Pryor-a, Eddy Murphy-ja ( sto je onaj delirous toliko hvaljen beats me), Lewis Black-a (ovdje sam plako), Dave Chapelle-a(on mi je cool ), Chris Rock-a (dalabu ) Carlina sam gledo na youtube moram poganjat neki materijal duzhi, a chuo sam da je Robin Williams shiz totalni i njega cu poganjat
Prva tema koju sam otvorio na ovom forumu je bila o fenomenu Stand-up komedije u nashem kulturnom krugu, odnosno o odsustvu istog jel , tad pitah sta mislite sto toga kod nas nema i zasto recimo neko ne otvori klub gdje mozes doci popit pivo, sjest poslushat chovjeka, nasmijat se ili ga izvizhdat s pozornice ko cabaret makar nesto, al taj put ni mukajet ne dobih ko odgovor mozda mi se sad posreci
Najbolji dio tog programa - je kad Perzijanac, uporeduje kako prepoznati Perzijanaca medju Arapima. I kao - objasnjava, da Perzjanac je kao Arap - homoseksualac.
"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!
I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.
I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.
But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"
Meni Richard Pryor nije nesto, posebno, prvenstveno sto je out-dated materijal, a i kao komicar je koristio ponajvise ono o cemu je najvise i znao - ismijavao je rasizam, i rasnu netrepeljivost, medjutim materijal mu je pomalo previse ghetthoiziran za moju ukus iako je bio pionir stand-up comedije, narucito medju crnicima, bio je tutor Eddie Murphy-ja, i poslje njega cijeloj plejadi crnaca stand-up komicara, kao i crnaca u show-biz.
pa može se i od ''naših'' stendapovaca odabrati dobrog materijala.
ima ih koji su užas, ali ima i onih koji su vrijedni pažnje.
jebiga....aj smisli ti nešto bolje.
obezvrijediti nešto , a ne ponuditi bolje je odvratni dio balkanskog (posebno našeg bosanskog) mentaliteta.
), Chris Rock-a (dalabu 
