daska na solji

anais_nin · Post by **anais_nin** » 01/12/2006 00:56

pitt wrote:Pa ako je toliki dusman da neda da ga streses kako bog zapovjeda, sta drugo nego gerilska taktika

kao sto rekoh, prvo na mjesec dana ciscenja pa onda mozemo pregovarat

Svemirski_Jebach · Post by **Svemirski_Jebach** » 01/12/2006 05:01

ja obicno jutrom izadjem vani pa ga iza zgrade otresem...nemam takvih problema. samo mi nije jasno sto su me komsije poceli zvati "cable guy"?

SherlockHolmes · Post by **SherlockHolmes** » 01/12/2006 05:06

mora da im se prijem popravio

Svemirski_Jebach · Post by **Svemirski_Jebach** » 01/12/2006 05:16

jasta je...fale me.

i kone me zovu kod sebe kuci...valjda da gledamo sapunice sad kako im je bolja slika.

tvoj_stomatolog · Post by **tvoj_stomatolog** » 01/12/2006 18:10

Mislim da žene zahtijevaju da se daska na wc-e školjki spusti iz razloga što im fali jedna daska u .....

pitt · Post by **pitt** » 01/12/2006 18:14

taman je zafalilo bilo

SherlockHolmes · Post by **SherlockHolmes** » 01/12/2006 18:16

A wrote:
tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Mislim da žene zahtijevaju da se daska na wc-e školjki spusti iz razloga što ima fali jedna daska u .....
Ja mislim da smo dobili jos jedan veliki um na forumu

Koji je ovo nadmeni macho feminizam

zmijaIzmaj · Post by **zmijaIzmaj** » 01/12/2006 18:18

tech10 wrote:
water wrote:
tech10 wrote:...i ne samo sto nas maltretiraju sa daskom nego nam ga ne daju ni otresati. Kazu: Brisi ga papirom. Bem ti zivot.
e kod tebe je jarane rezim: vidis kod mene bi to bila crta preko koje se ne mere
Imas pravo, jarane moj. Da znas samo kako ga je tuzno vidjeti u papiru. Izgleda mizernije od onog Engleskog Pacijenta u zavojima.

tvoj_stomatolog · Post by **tvoj_stomatolog** » 01/12/2006 18:20

Ako hoćeš da sereš bez muke onda stavi pod koljena ruke.

tvoj_stomatolog · Post by **tvoj_stomatolog** » 01/12/2006 18:24

SherlockHolmes wrote:
A wrote:
tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Mislim da žene zahtijevaju da se daska na wc-e školjki spusti iz razloga što ima fali jedna daska u .....
Ja mislim da smo dobili jos jedan veliki um na forumu
Koji je ovo nadmeni macho feminizam

Osobe koje raspravljaju o daski na wc-e školjki na dijelu rezerviranom za ljubav i sex mi nemaju šta prigovarati.

SherlockHolmes · Post by **SherlockHolmes** » 01/12/2006 18:25

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Ako hoćeš da sereš bez muke onda stavi pod koljena ruke.

a dje cu s viskijem?

SherlockHolmes · Post by **SherlockHolmes** » 01/12/2006 18:26

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:
SherlockHolmes wrote:
A wrote: Ja mislim da smo dobili jos jedan veliki um na forumu
Koji je ovo nadmeni macho feminizam

Osobe koje raspravljaju o daski na wc-e školjki na dijelu rezerviranom za ljubav i sex mi nemaju šta prigovarati.

ote mi govno iz usta

tvoj_stomatolog · Post by **tvoj_stomatolog** » 01/12/2006 19:21

Žene,otiđite na ovu stranicu i naučite kako se piški stojeći:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

anais_nin · Post by **anais_nin** » 02/12/2006 01:51

tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Žene,otiđite na ovu stranicu i naučite kako se piški stojeći:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm

evo sve trcim

al' mi nesto zapinje

mora da je daska od solje

Latina · Post by **Latina** » 02/12/2006 02:02

anais_nin wrote:
evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje

Spusti je.

anais_nin · Post by **anais_nin** » 02/12/2006 02:04

Latinica wrote:
anais_nin wrote:
evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje
Spusti je.

Salko sto je u vodu skako · Post by **Salko sto je u vodu skako** » 02/12/2006 02:05

anais_nin wrote:
tvoj_stomatolog wrote:Žene,otiđite na ovu stranicu i naučite kako se piški stojeći:
http://www.magic-cone.com/animation1.htm
evo sve trcim al' mi nesto zapinje mora da je daska od solje

pa ne moras bas u solju pisiti...

anais_nin · Post by **anais_nin** » 02/12/2006 03:00

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